Thursday, 6 August 2009

Failed Pitches 2

Gordon Ramsay's Kitsch Nightmare

In which the wrinkly faced swear-machine is dressed in leopard skin, has his head forced into a barrel of Pina Colada and then becomes the sex toy of the entire cast of Hairspray, the B52s, Gok Wan and John Waters... And then has to eat a Pot Noodle.

Sample dialogue: Oh fuck me! Pina Colada and Pot Noodle is just not a good combination for this kind of fucking restaurant big boy. Fucks sake!

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