In which our "Where's Wally" lookalike hero bums around his house; goes for a kickabout with his mates down the park; has a few too many drinks and sends drunken texts to his ex-girlfriend pleading that he "can change, please just give me one more chance..."*
Sample Dialogue: Seriously man I really mean it, you're my best mate and I love you. You've always been there for me and I love you for that.
- Sorry mate, we've never met before... Aren't you that bloke off the telly?
*May not be representative of a normal weekend for Mr Theroux - he's buggered up enough of mine by being the only semi-decent thing on TV though so who cares?
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