Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Failed Pitches 3

Gash In The Attic

In which members of the public, ably assisted by an expert in the field, convert their collection of dog-eared and well used "gentlemen's magazines" into cash so that they can finally go on that romantic holiday to Blackpool they've always dreamed of.

Sample Dialogue: And how long has this Razzle been in the family?
-I can't remember exactly but when I found it in the woods hardly any of the pages were stuck together.

See also Bargain Cunt

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