Thursday, 17 September 2009

Failed Pitches 5

Mock the Weak

In which some of the larger comedians (Dara O'Briain and Greg Davies for example) torment the other smaller, disabled or different looking comedians until one of them snaps and either commits suicide or brings in weapons and shoots anything that moves. Frankie Boyle will of course act as the weaselly comedian who has somehow avoided the mocking and got in with the bigger boys. He can be found shouting deeply nasty things from his position of safety and running away at the merest hint of trouble.

Sample dialogue: "You're shit and you know you are"
Lucy Porter - That's so hurtful and correct *sob*

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